Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
