Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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