Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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