The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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