what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
