absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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