At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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