what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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