Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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