in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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