Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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