So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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