your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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