A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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