I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize