It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Will exercising make me less horny?
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