Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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