check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
