Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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