So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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