in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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