So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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