Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
that may or may not have been my penis.
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