make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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