fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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