I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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