just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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