A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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