if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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