Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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