He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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