He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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