You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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