My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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