It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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