so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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