I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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