I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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