There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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