i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Your tits are I can't wait for
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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