Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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