The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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