Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Panties = found
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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