is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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