I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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