That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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