Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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