Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Sorry my hands just texted you
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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