Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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