I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
