two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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