White coat. Heels.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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