I love having hate sex.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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