not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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