I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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