Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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